Posted by MMMMarcia on April 08, 2000 at 12:22:11:
In Reply to: Re: Sounds of Silence posted by Jo on April 08, 2000 at 07:50:46:
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: : : : : : Well Miss Katie - your Scottish brogue might bamboozle but my crystal clear English accent just won't work - so I will just have to use the old stand by.......a little flutter of my eyelashes over my big blue eyes and a coy smile.....failing that, slip 'em a bottle of scotch and we'll call it quits!
: : : : : : Like the sound of those bags FT, my travelling light idea has now developed into a change of undies and my walking boots(!)- gotta have room for all my purchases!!!
: : : : : : Adele
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: : : : : Miss Adele,
: : : : : If all you wear is your undies and boots on our hike, you can just have everything I`ve got. Hahahahaha I hope you bring a big empty suitcase. Sorry, but your statement left you wide open for that one.
: : : : : French Trader
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: : : : Hiking in undies and walking boots is no laughing matter I can assure you FT. Mosquitos, poison ivy and nettles mixed in with a little heat rash can make a grown woman cry! Besides, the sight of me in my undies and boots is enough to make a brave man run (very fast!). You have been warned!
: : : : She-who-is-ironing-her-little-black-undergarments (Adele)
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: : : Mon ami,
: : : I can understand this problem, very well. Try doing this in Native leggings and a breechclout. I`ve had poison ivy on my bumm many times.
: : : He-who-is-pressing-his-best-black loincloth
: : : French Trader
: : Dear French Trader,
: : Can we possibly picture Hawkeye with poison ivy on his bumm? I refuse to believe it.
: : She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine
: Hey, can I beat Ms. Marcia and apply the medicine for Hawkeyes' "poision ivy"??
: (Oh, did I actually say that??? Running fast.....)
RUN FAST, RUN FAR!!! Ye'll never get within 100 yards o' that bumm, if I have anything to say about it...and I WILL!! I hereby appoint myself Guardian of the Sacred Bumm of Hawkeye, and will die defending said bumm against all would-be inspectors for poison ivy, loincloth rash, or any other scrapes or bruises acquired during the performance of daily longhunter-type feats. If medicines and salves need be applied, I'll handle the job, thankeeveddymudge. So....Stand back or DIE!!
You've been warned!!!!
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