Gnarled Oaks from Tiny Acorn Nuts Grow

Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on April 08, 2000 at 13:46:26:

Notice to Mohicanland

The Geneaology Department of the Town Library has recently acquired some startling new material which will knock the socks off - - excuse me, FASCINATE citizens who have been under the impression that we live in a world of ordinary people. You just never know who your neighbors are until you do some reading or see a good movie.

Since demand for this new material will undoubtedly cause the prospect of a Beanie Baby riot to draw only a passing yawn and bribery to reach new heights thus far unachieved in Mohicanland, the Library requests that you ask the desk clerk to add your name to the official waiting list in an orderly manner. Please refrain from trampling your friends and neighbors to death getting to the desk.

Miss Gaylee Cooper
Town Librarian

• The Deerslayer and The Genealogist

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• Re: Gnarled Oaks from Tiny Acorn Nuts Grow Miss Katie 16:54:45 4/08/2000 (3)
  • Re: Gnarled Oaks from Tiny Acorn Nuts Grow Miss Katie 17:24:00 4/08/2000 (2)
    • Re: Gnarled Oaks from Tiny Acorn Nuts Grow Miss Gaylee Cooper 21:45:18 4/08/2000 (1)
      • Re: Gnarled Oaks from Tiny Acorn Nuts Grow - And Grow!! Miss Katie 22:41:12 4/09/2000 (0)

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: Notice to Mohicanland

: The Geneaology Department of the Town Library has recently acquired some startling new material which will knock the socks off - - excuse me, FASCINATE citizens who have been under the impression that we live in a world of ordinary people.  You just never know who your neighbors are until you do some reading or see a good movie.

: Since demand for this new material will undoubtedly cause the prospect of a Beanie Baby riot to draw only a passing yawn and bribery to reach new heights thus far unachieved in Mohicanland, the Library requests that you ask the desk clerk to add your name to the official waiting list in an orderly manner.  Please refrain from trampling your friends and neighbors to death getting to the desk.

: Miss Gaylee Cooper
: Town Librarian


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