Posted by Doc M on April 09, 2000 at 12:34:26:
Doctor Mary must insist that TGAT Lainey issue an immediate
arrest warrent for the wretched wench MMMMarcia, who has had
the forehead-smacking GALL to practice medicine in Doctor Mary's
territory without a license!!! The aforementioned territory
being 1 (one) party of the first part butt belonging to
1 (one) Nathaniel Poe, AKA Natty BUMppo, AKA Hawkeye, AKA
Le Longue Carabine, AKA Doctor Mary's Chief HugHoney and
USDA Prime Rump Roast!!!
Doctor Mary found the poor man whimpering and shivering on
her doorstep this morning, with an acute case of Infectus
Buttitus Ouchus...the worst case she has seen in her many
many years of practice!! Upon further examination, Doctor
Mary was able to determine the problem was caused by the
inept application of cheap generic substitutes for the
usual fine pharmacologia employed by Doctor Mary...such
as Gnome Margarine rather than finely wrought Gnome Butter,
and rotgut Southern Comfort rather than Doctor Mary's
specially brewed head-bangin', eyeball poppin', hell
no I'm not married honey Corn Squeezin's!!
This Infamy must not be allowed to continue a moment longer!!
I throw myself on the implacable mercy of Lainey the Great
and Terrible! Hear my pleas, O Most Wise!! Clap the Malpracticing
Malfeasant Mohicanite Marcia in the bowels of the dankest
dungeon of Mohicanland before she strikes again!!!
Have a nice day!
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