Posted by Gnome Dome on April 09, 2000 at 13:30:05:
In Reply to: Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland posted by Adele on April 09, 2000 at 12:57:02:
: : The Town Council has granted Sheriff Benton (just call me Bent) Twigg a temporary Leaf of Absence so that he may attend to family business. During his absence, the office will be filled by Acting Sheriff Dweebie Day-Lewis.
: : Dweebie has announced that during his tenure as Acting Sheriff, he may be reached at the Sheriff's Office between the hours of 10:00 a.m. and noon and 2:00 P.M. to 3:00 P.M. Monday through Friday, unless the weather is bad, in which event the office will open later in the day unless he goes fishing that day, in which event he will probably be back the next morning. On weekends, he may be reached at Bumppo's Tavern, except for Saturday night, when he regularly attends Doctor Mary's much-touted Ladies' Night at Fort William Henry as a civic duty and is unlikely to be available again until Monday morning.
: : At Sheriff Twigg's request, The Town Council is requesting that all citizens maintain a reasonable degree of decorum during his absence and refrain from:
: : a. roasting each other over bonfires and starting riots in the Town Square
: : b. dancing naked through the field of lilies behind the Town Library
: : c. exchanging recipes involving their neighbor's pets
: : d. involving themselves in temporary catering jobs with JFC Fast Foods
: : e. forming betting pools on whether Cora and Hawkeye did or didn't
: : f. other high spirited activities which might give The Crown an excuse to reclaim Mohicanland and turn it into a penal colony.
: : Respectfully,
: : The Members of The Town Council
: Darn! I love that field of lilies!
Yeah, and I was kinda partial to parrot pate, budgie broil,
basil fritters and hector hassenpeffer. And there ain't nothing wrong with Doc Mary that a few flames wouldn't cure. Kinda takes all the joy right outta life, those edicts.
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