Posted by Doc M on April 09, 2000 at 14:28:38:
In Reply to: Re: Oyez! Oyez! To The Mohicanland Citizenry! posted by Gnome Dome on April 09, 2000 at 14:07:04:
: In the absence of MMMMarcia, and until her arrival and rebuttal of this nonsensical and unjust matter, I cannot help but rush to her defense (well she DOES have one tasty bird I would like to get my hands on, and besides as the sultans of the desert regions say....my enemy's enemy is my friend!).
: : Let it be known henceforth that Doctor Mary, The Great Healer
: : and Aggrieved Party of the Frontier, has retained the services
: : of Magua & Cochran "We'll Rip The Heart Out Of Any Defense!" Esqs,
: : in the matter of Doctor Mary vs MMMMarcia, for Malicious and
: : Wanton Butt-Poaching and Medical Malpractice. Wait...wait...
: : my esteemed colleague Mr. Cochran wants to say something...
: Oh bull! I survived that Magua's heart stopping defense and have the scar to prove it! As for that Cochrane feller, well look at the company he keeps.
: : "If she touches The Poe
: : To the stocks she must go!!!"
: Yeah right. And.....
: "if you submit that writ
: you'll be dipped in.....well something or other"
: : Thank you Mr. Cochran. What's that? Oh, yes. He would also
: : like to say he's really going to "take the gloves off" during
: : the trial. *snort! snort!* We will hope for a speedy and fair
: : resolution to this matter from Lainey The Just and Beauteous.
: : Magua & Cochran, Esqs.
: Oh please! What a simpering sycophant you are. How do you sleep at night???
: Gnome Dome
: Doctorus Jurisprunes
Oh, puh-leeze. The only bar exam you've ever taken, Pipsqueak
Prunes, was at Bumppo's on Gnome Gnight! Justice may be
blind, but even SHE can see over the witness box, which is
more than one can say for you, Doctorus Deminimus!!
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