Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland

Posted by Doc M on April 10, 2000 at 16:41:18:

In Reply to: Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland posted by Gnome Dome on April 10, 2000 at 16:17:43:

:
: You are a SICK PUPPY Doc. Really, you could keep a dozen REAL docs busy studying you. We need to talk about your diet. Who are you anyways, Doctor Hannibal Lechter? If you invite me for dinner, I AIN'T coming. Sheesh. Your best pal in grade school must have been Ted Bundy. Where DID you go to school anyways? New Guinea?

: Oh, by the way, these fellas here with the blue suits and sunglasses would like to dig up your basement and check your freezer.

: Gnome Dome

Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
buggers!

Doc M

: : Like them Gnomies
: : Yes I do!
: : Their hats is red
: : Their skin ain't blue!
: : Like them on the barbecue!
: : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : Like them Gnomies
: : Yes, I repeat,
: : They are plump
: : And they are sweet!
: : Chew their little tiny feet!
: : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : Like them Gnomies
: : I confess
: : They stop my pain
: : And all my stress!
: : Serve them cold with watercress!
: : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : Doc M

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• Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 17:27:16 4/10/2000 (2)
  • Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Doc M 17:40:35 4/10/2000 (1)
    • Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland Gnome Dome 19:27:21 4/10/2000 (0)

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: : You are a SICK PUPPY Doc.  Really, you could keep a dozen REAL docs busy studying you.  We need to talk about your diet.  Who are you anyways, Doctor Hannibal Lechter?  If you invite me for dinner, I AIN'T coming.  Sheesh.  Your best pal in grade school must have been Ted Bundy.  Where DID you go to school anyways?  New Guinea?

: : Oh, by the way, these fellas here with the blue suits and sunglasses would like to dig up your basement and check your freezer.

: : Gnome Dome

: Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: buggers!

: Doc M



: : : Like them Gnomies
: : : Yes I do!
: : : Their hats is red
: : : Their skin ain't blue!
: : : Like them on the barbecue!
: : : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : : Like them Gnomies
: : : Yes, I repeat,
: : : They are plump
: : : And they are sweet!
: : : Chew their little tiny feet!
: : : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : : Like them Gnomies
: : : I confess
: : : They stop my pain
: : : And all my stress!
: : : Serve them cold with watercress!
: : : Yes, Lord, yes!

: : : Doc M


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