Posted by Gnome Dome on April 10, 2000 at 17:27:16:
In Reply to: Re: Notice to The Citizens of Mohicanland posted by Doc M on April 10, 2000 at 16:41:18:
: Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: Doc M
What are you, color blind in addition to weird? These ain't green breeches. They are a sorta purple brownish color from walnut dye. What do you think I am anyways, one of Robin Hood's merry men? Green breeches indeed! Criminee! Only a limp wristed ballet dancer would clothe himself in a green tutu.
As for that "dainty, kidskin slippered foot", I've seen daintier
feet on full grown geese. Would take half the half the deer in the forest to make ONE mocassin for THOSE honkers.
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