Posted by Doc M on April 10, 2000 at 17:40:35:
In Reply to: Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland posted by Gnome Dome on April 10, 2000 at 17:27:16:
: : Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: : Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: : Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: : doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: : otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: : she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: : in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: : buggers!
: : Doc M
: What are you, color blind in addition to weird? These ain't green breeches. They are a sorta purple brownish color from walnut dye. What do you think I am anyways, one of Robin Hood's merry men? Green breeches indeed! Criminee! Only a limp wristed ballet dancer would clothe himself in a green tutu.
: As for that "dainty, kidskin slippered foot", I've seen daintier
: feet on full grown geese. Would take half the half the deer in the forest to make ONE mocassin for THOSE honkers.
: Gnome Dome
How'd you like to see one close up, Smurfface?? *KerrrrTHWAAAP!!*
YAAAYYY! That's three points kicked from the fifty yard line!!
Woo! Woo! Who da Doc, baby!! Who da Doc??!!
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