Posted by Gnome Dome on April 10, 2000 at 19:27:21:
In Reply to: Re: Notice to The LOONEY Citizen of Mohicanland posted by Doc M on April 10, 2000 at 17:40:35:
: : : Now, now. Don't get your little green gnickers in a gnot!
: : : Doctor Mary did NOT bring a covered dish to the Donner
: : : Party Reunion, for heaven's sake! Doctor Mary is actually
: : : doing her ecological duty with an occasional Gnome Harvest...
: : : otherwise they'd breed like flies! Gracious, even now
: : : she can hardly set a dainty, kidskin-slippered foot down
: : : in her yard without squishing two or three of the little
: : : buggers!
: : : Doc M
: : What are you, color blind in addition to weird? These ain't green breeches. They are a sorta purple brownish color from walnut dye. What do you think I am anyways, one of Robin Hood's merry men? Green breeches indeed! Criminee! Only a limp wristed ballet dancer would clothe himself in a green tutu.
: : As for that "dainty, kidskin slippered foot", I've seen daintier
: : feet on full grown geese. Would take half the half the deer in the forest to make ONE mocassin for THOSE honkers.
: : Gnome Dome
: How'd you like to see one close up, Smurfface?? *KerrrrTHWAAAP!!*
: YAAAYYY! That's three points kicked from the fifty yard line!!
: Woo! Woo! Who da Doc, baby!! Who da Doc??!!
: Doc M
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! KATHUMP!! *groans -picks himself up and dusts himself off* Owwwwww. *shakes head vigorously
to center eyes in head again*
Yeah? OH YEAH???? Well let me tell you something you podiatric monstrosity.....when I seen that "dainty foot" of yours come'n, I thought I was being run down by one of those big wagons with a huge cask of rum on it. Thing was, once it got closer I could SMELL it weren't rum, but your huge, hairy foot.
And two can play at THAT kicking game ya know! *right foot cocked, and in a flurry too fast to see, goes to kicking clods of dirt* Huh unh unh unh unh UNH UNH UNH *grunting with the exertion of sending 100 cubic yards of prime Mohicanland turf her way*
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