Posted by Gnome Dome on April 10, 2000 at 19:30:46:
In Reply to: Re: Where the heck is That Man O' Man? posted by Doc M on April 10, 2000 at 17:33:00:
: : : : Well, I think it's a Huron's what got Miss Marcia. Suuuuure, Hurons are weeeeelcome in MohicanLand, you say. We loooooooove Hurons, you say. Now look. One of them ever-lovin' Hurons has probably got Miss Marcia. Well that's just my opinion. *sniff* 'Tain't worth a whole lot, I'll admit. I'm just sayin' it's probably one of them Hurons...
: : : : Dana S.
: : : HERE, BOY!! *tweeeet! tweeeet!* OVER HERE, BOY!! Gooood, Huron!
: : : Gooood boy!! Let go! Let go! SIT! SIT! *whap! whap!* Oh, for
: : : Lord's sake!! I told you to get MMMMarcia, not this...this
: : : froufrou flibberty-gibbit! Talk, talk, TALK all day, and
: : : makes that fuuuuuddddge that makes me break out in hives!
: : : Take her back THIS INSTANT!! *stomps back to the Mohicanland
: : : Clinic, muttering foul oaths!*
: : : DOc M
: : *grabs at Hector as he zooms past* Dang!! Missed another meal!
: : Shoot, that flea bitten mutt can MOVE.
: : Now, let's get back to YOU, you demented doc of the sick culinary habits. What did you expect from those louts anyways? YOU trained 'em! If they had a brain, they'd be Mohican, not Huron.
: : But then if they had half a brain between 'em, they'd be more than just a passle of dynamic loincloths and wouldn't be hangin' out with the likes of YOU!
: : Gnome Dome
: And what ex-aaactly would be wrong with a passel of dynamic
: loincloths, might I be so bold as to inquire? Big, muscular,
: and dumber than a sack of hammers ... sounds perfecto to
: Doc M
*huge sigh*. Ya gotta admit, she's heroic in her incorrigibility. But man, one track mind that one. Talk about shallow wantonness. I've seen bird baths with more depth to 'em.
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