Re: Dear Doctor Mary

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Posted by Clabert on April 11, 2000 at 15:10:23:

In Reply to: Dear Doctor Mary posted by Lainey on April 11, 2000 at 13:59:44:

: :
: : Dear Nonsensical Doc M,
: : you cried: Oh, Lord...Nitwit Season comes earlier each year. The
: : : weird thing about Nitwits is that they spread their
: : : very own manure, plant themselves, and then wait for
: : : someone to pay attention to them. Fortunately, when
: : : ignored they shrivel up quickly, and other than a
: : : faint lingering stench, they're easily forgotten.

: : : The Nonsensical Doc M

: : Indeed the aforementioned post was and is nothing to cry about.
: : Meanwhile, I do need new material to be able to use my vocal cords and earn my keep as the Official TowneCrier of LOTMLand...
: : and ideas/hints/suggestions?
: : Any totally top secret gossip about the forbidden activities in the field of lilies I can spill out into the open?
: : It is a beautiful day in FL, and my hubby reports that it has snowed in Gotham!!!!!!!!!!

: : Ah! But I just found something to cry about!!!
: : Next post!!!!
: : Yr Humbl and Obdnt Srvnt, The TC aka Publicant

: Excuse me, excuse me ... step aside please, Ye Publicant Towne Crier (shall pay ye me first born in good time).

: This is important ...

: Dear Doctor Mary,

: As I was readying to fire off a follow up missive to Victoria's Francais Dumas whereas I was merely going to suggest she might like to browse Messieur Pierre Pouchot's Memoires pertaining to the late war which is not quite finished yet, I was waylaid & totally distracted by MohicanLand's infamous Wise Woman, Dear Dear Doctor Mary, otherwise known as 'you.'

: You signed "The Nonsensical Doc M" ... HOTYHOTA! HOTYHOTA! or whatever it was Sachem said to imply, 'chill out' ...
: Here's the problem, Doc. I understand you perfectly well and HAVE ALWAYS understood you! Yet ...
: Doctor, should I be concerned?

: Sincerely Yours,
: Lainey

: PS Seriously, Suzanne, please do check the archived boards, as well as various Histories/Musings on the Site. I don't think you'll be disappointed with the content you'll find!

My! My! I leave Mohicanland for a few hours to go make a living and come home to this. Now, now Doc. You may be the master of herb, medicine and encantations but what you need right now is a human touch. Now, sit down here and let me rub that stress and tension out of you shoulders. Be still now. That`s it. Left your hair out of the way for me. That the spot? I think so. Is that to rough? Gotta get that worked out now. Lean forward just a bit. That`s it. Relax a little will ya? Stop that squirming and stop that incessant mumbling.


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