Posted by Doc M on April 14, 2000 at 08:06:08:
In Reply to: Re: News for Three Tales, A Mystery Solved but Treachery Continues posted by Goody Sandy on April 14, 2000 at 04:34:37:
: Dear Bill R:
: :: OH MY GOD!!! CHEESE STEAKS!! I'd kill for a good REAL Philly cheese steak right about now.
: I hear ya honey! I can’t get a decent cheese steak or hoagie up in these parts for love nor money. Aaaarrrrghhhhh!
: :: Taylor Pork Roll
: There’s nothing like a slice or two or ten of Taylor pork roll sautéed in butter and popped right in the mouth. My mouth is watering thinking about it.
: :: Tastykakes yum! Especially the butterscotch crimpets and the Peanut butter tandykakes.
: My favs are the peanut butter kandykakes and the chocolate creamies. All is not lost in this gosh-forsaken wilderness though; my local supermarket just started to sell Tastykakes – a touch of civilization has finally come to New England.
: I wonder what took the supply wagons so long to reach us up here? Sniff! Sniff! Hmmmm! I detect the smell of peanut butter and chocolate on the breaths of a band of passing Huron warriors. And who’s that I see trying to hide behind a stand of stinkweed? Well it’s none other than Doc M. This explains how the Tastykakes ended up in the western frontier of Penn’s Woods – the part inhabited by Trolls -- instead of the Massachusetts Bay Colony. I hope she gets thorns in her butt. Looks like I’ll have to send the Nipmuc and the Ponkapoag down to Philly to escort the supply wagons to Boston.
: Last night as I was eating a package (or two) of kandykakes and watching the Flyers go one up on the Sabres, I was thinking of poor Gnomie out in Wisconsin dreaming and longing for a taste of home.
: :: you going to Gathering?
: I’ll be there!
: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy
Dearest Goody Sandy,
Since I am filled...filled I tell you!...with the milk
of human kindness and enlightenment today, I will overlook
your cruel remarks about poor old sweet Doctor M hiding
in stinkweed and such.(And since you live in her favorite
part of the Colonies, she needs to stay on your good side.
Or should I say *goody* side?) Speaking of food from
foreign parts, I am happy to report that we in the
outer reaches of Penn's Woods have recently received
a shipment from the south of Nature's Perfect Food...
good for what ails men, women, children, and beasts
of the field and forest. Even Gnomal creatures. I
refer to *drumroll* GOO-GOO CLUSTERS!!!
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