Posted by Doc M on April 14, 2000 at 09:24:49:
In Reply to: Re: News for Three Tales, A Mystery Solved but Treachery Continues posted by Bill R on April 14, 2000 at 09:13:29:
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: : : : Dearest Goody Sandy,
: : : : Since I am filled...filled I tell you!...with the milk
: : : : of human kindness and enlightenment today, I will overlook
: : : : your cruel remarks about poor old sweet Doctor M hiding
: : : : in stinkweed and such.(And since you live in her favorite
: : : : part of the Colonies, she needs to stay on your good side.
: : : : Or should I say *goody* side?) Speaking of food from
: : : : foreign parts, I am happy to report that we in the
: : : : outer reaches of Penn's Woods have recently received
: : : : a shipment from the south of Nature's Perfect Food...
: : : : good for what ails men, women, children, and beasts
: : : : of the field and forest. Even Gnomal creatures. I
: : : : refer to *drumroll* GOO-GOO CLUSTERS!!!
: : : : Doc M
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: : : Never heard of 'em *dragging the words out slow in emphasis*
: : : Kinda gives me the mental image of little bunches of rabbit droppings stuck together.
: : : Bill R
: : Never mind. We of the Great and Glorious Cult of the GooGoo
: : know whereof we speak. It is not for outworlders to judge.
: : We leave you to your pig's knuckles in sauerkraut gravy.
: : Doc M
: *laughing* You are a hoot, Doc. Can't wait to see you at Gathering. (I was gonna say, "can't wait to spend a weekend with you"...but thought better of that phraseology!!!! Folks wouldn't understand...especially Betty Gnome. You ain't never seen terror until you have seen the Betty Gnome mad.)
: Bill R
Even Doctor M and her savage Hurons live in fear of the
wreaking wrath of the Gnomette. Anyone who has lived
with Billygnome for lo these many years has the strength
of ten normal women! I nod respectfully to her and keep
my eyes cast downward as I pass!
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