Posted by YeOldeTowneCrier on April 17, 2000 at 18:12:04:
RING RING RING!!!
come one, come all!
COME ONE, COME ALL!!!
An Emergency Situation is Developing in LOTM.
I see Davey Gunn and Someone by the name of She Who Kicks, or was it She Who Wears the Boots? getting Ready for a Trail-ventcha.
People are gathering along the road to watch the new shenanigans about the develop.
It is hot, flies and bees and wasps and fleas and ants and termites... all kinds of creepy crawlies... are sharpening teeth, claws, spears... etc to attack the party about to venture forth, as well as those who are foolish enough to watch them...
RING RING RING!
It is my most sincere advice that all of the aforementioned, head first to the MOHICANLAND Apothecary, to fortify themselves with the salubrious bottles of herbs and potions and teas...
Having tried SlimTea I and SlimTea II, this townecrier recommends those sincerely,
Also, to be able to cry about honestly, your Humble and Obedient Servant shall order Stamina-Chi and Revitalizer-Chi!! ASAP!
RING RING RING RING!
mOHICAAAN BOUNTIEESSS MADAME
Would you please join me here on the podium and explain more all about the selections in the Apothecary??????????
TC (always on the job!)
Post a Followup