Re: APOTHECARY ALERT!

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Posted by Doc M on April 18, 2000 at 09:34:48:

In Reply to: Re: APOTHECARY ALERT! posted by Mohicaan Bountyess on April 17, 2000 at 21:45:51:

: : RING RING RING!!!
: : come one, come all!
: : COME ONE, COME ALL!!!
: : An Emergency Situation is Developing in LOTM.
: : I see Davey Gunn and Someone by the name of She Who Kicks, or was it She Who Wears the Boots? getting Ready for a Trail-ventcha.
: : People are gathering along the road to watch the new shenanigans about the develop.
: : It is hot, flies and bees and wasps and fleas and ants and termites... all kinds of creepy crawlies... are sharpening teeth, claws, spears... etc to attack the party about to venture forth, as well as those who are foolish enough to watch them...
: : RING RING RING!
: : APOTHECARY ALERT!
: : It is my most sincere advice that all of the aforementioned, head first to the MOHICANLAND Apothecary, to fortify themselves with the salubrious bottles of herbs and potions and teas...
: : Having tried SlimTea I and SlimTea II, this townecrier recommends those sincerely,
: : Also, to be able to cry about honestly, your Humble and Obedient Servant shall order Stamina-Chi and Revitalizer-Chi!! ASAP!
: : RING RING RING RING!
: : mOHICAAAN BOUNTIEESSS MADAME
: : Would you please join me here on the podium and explain more all about the selections in the Apothecary??????????

: : Thank you.

: : TC (always on the job!)

: Dear Always On the Job TC,

: Yes, of course ... the Apothecary offers the finest herbs, poultices, potions, & tonics this side of the Atlantic. No wise woman on the frontier can claim any finer. We have teas that'll give Davey Gunn just the kick he needs to catch She-Who-Kicks ...
: And stamina???!!!! HA! Why, I'm surpris'd Doc Mary has not yet raid'd the premises & made off with the goods. It'd give her ... establishment ... quite a boost. And surely she'd be well advis'd to serve up a goodly dose of our Greens to her Huron boys.

: MB

"Serve up a goodly dose of Greens to my HURONS????" Are you
mad, then, woman??? I have to dose them with Ritalin
as it is to keep them from killing ME!! If it weren't
for the occasional Gnome hunt and a once a month
massacre I'd have to beat them off with a chair!
Idle hands be the Devil's workshop, you know.

As for Doctor Mary, any sort of healthy green food
would likely put her in a coma. As it is, massive
daily doses of caffeine and an occasional shake-yer-
booty at Bumppo's keep her at the peak of good health
and well-being.

Doc M


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