Posted by Gnome Dome on April 18, 2000 at 13:34:06:
In Reply to: Re: Doc's OTHER Profession! posted by Rich on April 18, 2000 at 12:00:10:
SHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Quiet you two! People are trying to read!
Now shush. I hear the librarian here is a real b-tch. And her helpers are like, to die for. No, I mean to really die. Disturbances result in tongues being ripped out whilst the psycho librarian eggs her helpers on shouting "yeah! Go Huron!".
Major offenses, like trying to steal a book or ripping a page out result in loss of a heart. Those fines are murder!
: : :
: : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss!
: : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!
: : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!
: : Doc M
: Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
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