Posted by Diana on April 18, 2000 at 14:13:04:
In Reply to: Excuse me, is this book overdue? posted by Gnome Dome on April 18, 2000 at 13:39:28:
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: : : : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss!
: : : : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!
: : : : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!
: : : : : : Doc M
: : : : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
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: : : : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!
: : : : Clabair
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: : : Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: : : had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*
: : : Doc M
: : ******
: : I'm on it, Doc.
: *Gnome walks up to group cackling*
: Excuse me folks. Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary? I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin. Not at ALL what had been advertised!
: BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
: *gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*
: laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!! Who'd a thunk it!!!""""
OHhhhhhhh! Gnomie, you are so-o-o-o-o brave (swoooon!!) But...did your cousin "Dewey" gnome forget to tell you about the time the Doc showed him the inside of her card catalog drawer....PERMANENTLY!
Seems he fit juuuuuuust right!
Standing waaaayyyy far back, peeking between fingers of hands over face,
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