Posted by Rich on April 18, 2000 at 14:28:04:
In Reply to: Re: Doc's OTHER Profession! posted by Doc M on April 18, 2000 at 12:55:39:
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: : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss!
: : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!
: : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!
: : : : Doc M
: : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
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: : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!
: : Clabair
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: Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*
: Doc M
Ok, Doc ... Here's the deal ... I can't bear the burden of you having to be the brunt of LIBRARY jokes (tee hee :)) the rest of your "career." Let's make up! I will now expose MY ex-profession to you as a gesture of my heart-felt good-will. Ready??
For seven long years I was a ... Secure Care Treatment Assistant!! Translation? Bouncer on a secure psych ward ... home of 18-40 year old male rapists, murderers, and child molesters ... No joke! I guess Postal Employee was quite a step up, even if they are related fields! THERE! Happy?
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