Re: Excuse me, is this book overdue?

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: : : : : *Gnome walks up to group cackling*
: : : : : Excuse me folks.  Can you direct me to the lewd and looney Dr. Mary?  I went by her office and peeked in, but all I saw was some mousey looking woman with coke bottle glasses and a dress down to her ankles and up to her chin.  Not at ALL what had been advertised!  

: : : : : BWAAAA HHAAAAA HHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

: : : : : *gnome salute and in a puff of dust, is away*

: : : : : laughter rings in the distance "a friggin LIBRARIAN for crying out loud!!!  Who'd a thunk it!!!""""

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: : : : OHhhhhhhh! Gnomie, you are so-o-o-o-o brave (swoooon!!) But...did your cousin "Dewey" gnome forget to tell you about the time the Doc showed him the inside of her card catalog drawer....PERMANENTLY!
: : : : Seems he fit juuuuuuust right!

: : : : Standing waaaayyyy far back, peeking between fingers of hands over face,
: : : : Diana

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: : : Diana,

: : : Awww, I'm not so brave, but I figger I can handle her worst!
: : : I mean, what's she gonna do- fine me 10 cents a day?????
: : : heheheheeeeeeeeee

: : : I did think it was strange that her "hurons" were always wearing tweed jackets with patches on the elbows!!!  Now I guess I know why!!

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: : Hey GnomeDome,

: : And don't forget the white tape on the glasses, and...and...and maybe those pocket protectors double as breechclouts (did I spell that right?)

: : TeeHee, 
: : Diana
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: Yes you did Diana. I heard Librarians make good spell checkers. :)

: Clabert
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