Posted by Doc M on April 18, 2000 at 15:08:07:
In Reply to: Re: Doc's OTHER Profession! ... and Mine! posted by Rich on April 18, 2000 at 14:28:04:
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: : : : : : : Doc M is no PIMP, Miss!
: : : : : : That she isn't!!! She's ... she's a ... oh brother ... She's a ... I can hardly say this ... (deep breath) ... SHE'S A LIBRARIAN!!!!! Really!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho He He He He He He HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... There, feelin' better now. She really is a librarian! A good one, though, I'm sure!
: : : : : You WILL die for this, snookie! Perhaps if you start
: : : : : running now, you'll stay alive for The Gathering,
: : : : : but fear not. I WILL find you!!!
: : : : : Doc M
: : : : Aw, Shucks, Doc! You're STILL calling me "snookie!"
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: : : See there Doc honey? I KNEW you were a librarian and I also knew better then to open my BIG mouth!!!
: : : Clabair
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: : Indeed. Very well, Clabair may live...but TGAT Lainey
: : had better start shopping for a new mate! *snort! snort!*
: : Doc M
: Ok, Doc ... Here's the deal ... I can't bear the burden of you having to be the brunt of LIBRARY jokes (tee hee :)) the rest of your "career." Let's make up! I will now expose MY ex-profession to you as a gesture of my heart-felt good-will. Ready??
: For seven long years I was a ... Secure Care Treatment Assistant!! Translation? Bouncer on a secure psych ward ... home of 18-40 year old male rapists, murderers, and child molesters ... No joke! I guess Postal Employee was quite a step up, even if they are related fields! THERE! Happy?
Well, ok. I guess I forgive you. *pout! pout!* Well, that
explains how you handle the Mohicanland "family" so well!
Perhaps when we meet you can get out your white coat
and chase me around with your butterfly net! Woo! Woo!
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