Posted by Bill R on May 05, 2000 at 09:55:26:
In Reply to: Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 posted by Publicant (aka Tax Collector) on May 05, 2000 at 08:52:25:
Oh for crying out loud. Are YOU back again! I thought we had seen the last of you April 15th. And who's that standing behind you? The dork in the black robe and scythe? Man, death and taxes you just can't get away from them ya know?
Blue language? BLUE language? Shoot. That were nothin'. I am a master of fouling the air with the richly, profane, vernacular language of those who sail the seas. That's a bad rap anyways.
Sailors don't have the market on foul language. I dont know where that myth got started. It's the ARMY guys that flavor the air with the BEST of the profane and tasteless. Well.....that may not be entirely true unless you take Doc Mary out of the equation. I hear she can curse for 10 minutes straight without drawing breath, and not repeat a single word.
Now let's get back to YOU, tax collector. Surely there must be some stills you can go raid. In these parts everybody makes their own. I can direct you to some really rough looking group of guys up that hill there that would love to have you visit...
every one of them with a Tennessee rifle pointin' downhill.
*Gnome Dome nodding his head gleefully in agreement*
: Dear Bill R.!
: Naughty! Very naughty your below-mentioned post!
: Now, listen, here in LOTMLand, at last we have a powerful and cruel officer in charge of good taste, The Publicant, aka TAX COLLECTOR, who will and shall tax you to the hilt for your purple language!
: You need THE TGAT and THE Doc M., and you're better off having them as your friend than foe!
: Signed: The Mighty, 2nd only to the Almighty, TC
: (TC not as in Humble and Obedient TowneCrier, but TC as in TAX COLLECTOR!)
: : Well, Elaine, I have NO problem whatsoever finding horns suitably TWISTED for your powder horn. They grow thataway on the cows. Twisted. BUT, I AM having a helluva time finding any breed of cow which grows its horns straight or even remotely phallic-like for Doc Mary's powder horn......
: : Bill R
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