Posted by Doc M on May 05, 2000 at 10:09:14:
In Reply to: Re: Belated report from Battle Road 2000 posted by Chris on May 05, 2000 at 09:34:50:
: : Dear Bill R.!
: : Naughty! Very naughty your below-mentioned post!
: : Now, listen, here in LOTMLand, at last we have a powerful and cruel officer in charge of good taste, The Publicant, aka TAX COLLECTOR, who will and shall tax you to the hilt for your purple language!
:
: WHAT???!!! We have someone who is supposed to be in charge of good taste? Tell me it isn't so! Dr. Mary, Anyone, Help!!!! They're trying to civilize Mohicanland. NOOOOOOOO....
: C.
GOOD TASTE???!!! WHERE?? WHERE?? Arrgghhh! Don't worry
Chris -- Mohicanland will always be a bastion of the
bestial, the hospice for the hostile, the asylum for
ungenteel, the township of the tacky! Praise de lawd,
and long may my bloomers wave!!
And don't worry about the Publicant -- she was merely
trying to defend my good reputation. * short pause here,
while all of Mohicanland rolls around laughing wildly
and kicking their feet in the air.* Besides, from
what I've observed of The Publicant's behavior after
hours at Bumppo's, she'd better tread lightly. You all
may have noticed certain spur wounds on the sides of
some of the male creatures of Mohicanland lately. I'll
say no more. Just send the payments in small bills care
of the Mohicanland Clinic, Ms. Publicant. Thank YEW!
Doc M