Posted by Bill Rooks on December 18, 1997 at 11:25:27:
In Reply to: Re: Mohican Sweet Young Things posted by SYMT Club Member on December 18, 1997 at 11:03:08:
: MR. ROOKS,
: CAN YOU HEAR ME? I SAID, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!!!! GOOD! NOW LISTEN UP! I'M GLAD YOUR MIND REMAINS SHARP ENOUGH TO THINK UP THE IDEA OF YOUR OWN PERSONAL INTERPRETER, BUT , MR. ROOKS, BE REALISTIC!
: HOW LONG DO YOU THINK SHE WILL HUMOR YOU? IT'LL BE ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SHE SLIPS AWAY FROM THE MOTORIZED TOUR (WHICH IS, BY THE WAY, A 3 MPH ZONE) AND WISELY CAST HER LOT WITH US SYMTS! HOW MUCH CAN A PERSON OF YOUTH BE EXPECTED TO SUFFER? AND IN CASE YOU DIDN"T KNOW IT, CHIMNEY ROCK PARK SELLS GERIATRIC PICNIC LUNCHES. I UNDERSTAND THEY INCLUDE CREAM OF WHEAT (MARY"S SUGGESTION, THANK YOU, MARY!), CARROT SOUP, STRAINED PEAS, APPLESAUCE, AND A DOSE OF PEPTO. OH, YES! AND PLENTY OF BIBS.
Yes Elaine. I can hear you. "I understand the SYMT very well"
And I'll have you know my woman is very loyal and loves me dearly. So she will remain at my side as interpreter (unless the
SYMT suborn and corrupt her, or unless she gets tired of lugging my oxygen bottle, or unless DDL shows up!! - guess which is most
likely to lure her away.......)
so there!! Now pass the strained carrots.
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