Posted by Citizen Gayle on September 09, 1998 at 11:39:14:
In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Elaine on September 09, 1998 at 09:09:57:
: Citizen Gayle and Ye Olde Towne Crier Vita,
: Your guard is down and the peaceful time you describe may have been declared so prematurely. The Courier Editors have not yet discovered the whereabouts of captured Mohican Associated Press reporter She-Who-Tracks-La Longue Carabine. This is serious indeed!
: Unfortunately, our Towne Crier has been too busy celebrating and cavorting with her fellow Uncas admirers to properly keep watch over Mohicanland. (Not to mention her fateful mistake of warring with Dr. Mary who is sure to strike back with no warning or mercy!) While the Towne Crier made merriment, the Mohicanland Traders have been plotting and planning their devious scheme.
: And there have been scurrilous lurkers! Be warned ...
Gee, and I was planning such a nice peaceful picnic down by the creek, watching the canoes go over the falls while I nibbled on my JFC Lunch-Bucket Surprise. Does this mean I have to crawl back under my rock? No, no, it's such a lovely day in Mohicanland, that surely nothing dire could happen.
I'm sure your reporter will turn up somewhere. She's been saying for some time that she wanted to make an appointment to get her hair done. I wouldn't worry about her, if I were you.
Have a serendipitous afternoon, all.
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