Posted by Marcia on September 09, 1998 at 16:12:40:
In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Citizen Gayle on September 09, 1998 at 15:48:54:
:Will the Icelandic Amoeba eventually evolve into a POLITICIAN, and will we elect it to office in the 20th century?
Dear Citizen Gayle:
I am gazing into my crystal ball and stirring tea leaves in the bottom of my pewter tankard, and, even as I write, a picture of life in the 20th century is forming...I see...I see...a White House, on a large green lawn, with a beautiful Red, White & Blue flag flying from a tall pole. Within there is an office...it's unusual...I think it's round..NO! Wait! It's oval..yes! An Oval Office. There is a big desk, behind which is seated...Land O'Goshen!! A Three Toed, Three Whiskered Icelandic Amoeba!! It would seem your fears are not groundless at all! Hmmmmmm...this amoeba seems to be slithering around with a lot of other lower lifeforms, as well...I can't quite make it out...let me peer even closer...Yes! I can see clearly now...there is a raven-haired amoebette hanging around the corridors, with evil-doing on her microscopic mind. Methinks the 20th century is in for some real shenanigans in the Old Washington Petri Dish!
A Sassy Soothsayer, Sassily Saying Sooths!
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