Posted by Citizen Gayle on September 09, 1998 at 15:48:54:
In Reply to: Re: TOWNCRYER TO TOWNIES posted by Dutch Trader on September 09, 1998 at 15:16:26:
: I have been very busy negotiating a "accord" with the ghostly Flying Dutchman. I intended to round off talks sooner, but he, being a ghost and living on a ghost ship, turned out to be hard to find. Nevertheless, he has agreed to sail up on the river and create mass hysteria in Mohicanland on D-Day. All it will cost us is 6 bottles of brandy and two eggs of the Icelandic three toed amoebe.
: The Dutch Trader
Dear Dutch Trader,
This is a cause for an even more serious concern than any of us ever anticipated. The Icelandic Amoeba is in METAMORPHOSIS! It now has three toes as well as three whiskers! Could this be a result of biological tampering of the Rent To Kill Group Environmental Services? Will the Icelandic Amoeba eventually evolve into a POLITICIAN, and will we elect it to office in the 20th century?
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