Posted by The Bee Holder on October 01, 1998 at 14:13:53:
Dear Sassy Soothsayer,
Beefore The Courier Editors and The Swarm risk an all-out assault on the Mingo camp, perhaps it would bee wise of us to ask you to gaze into your crystal ball and stir your tea leaves on our beehalf. We wish to know many things. Can Hawkeye be convinced to take up Killdeer against the Mingos? Will She Who Tracks La Longue Carabine escape the dreaded Mingos? Will Chingachgook bee found? Will JFC Fast Foods add Squirrel Fritters to their menu? Do Duncan's nightmares mean that his Bar Bee Q business will be a failure - should I dump my stock and put my money into doughnuts?
How would you like to be paid for your good advice?
P.S. Whether Hawkeye is Chingachgook's son or brother, and whether he is Uncas's brother or adopted uncle depends on who's on first - just don't ask Miss Gaylee Cooper about it.
Brother of the Sagamore
The Bee Holder
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