Posted by Doc M on August 10, 2000 at 17:54:15:
In Reply to: To Doc M posted by TC on August 10, 2000 at 16:45:00:
: Dear Doc
: Thank you for your cyber pigeon inquiry; some storm damage here, outgoing mail down again so I use Board ..
: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GOOD YOUR OFFER OF SENDING A HURON TO GET SOMEONE'S SCALP, SOUNDS!
: wOULD that I could get a real Huron to whip a certain thief's ass...
: Yours, sadly
Well, most of my Hurons are out trying to chase all the
gnomes out of my cistern...you would not BELIEVE what
the nasty little buggers do in there! The word "wee" refers
to more than their size, if you get my drift. However,
I have one Huron left who's just recovering from back spasms
he got from trying to play Twister with a French woman
of regrettably loose virtue...like there's any OTHER
kind! *snort! snort!* Since a little light exercise
would be just the ticket for him, I'll send him right
over with a six pack and a nice new hatchet!
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