Posted by The Huggy Merchant on August 16, 2000 at 16:20:46:
In Reply to: Re: For all re: Doc Mary posted by GnomeDome on August 16, 2000 at 13:10:43:
: : : : : : All I can say is WOW what a man! What are the type of pants he's wearing? It doesn't look like he was wearing anything under them :)
: : : : : : Thanks again
: : : : : Hi Tonya,
: : : : : LOL...I believe he's wearing leggings with a breechclout and a loin cloth over top. With Uncas, however, our imaginations tend to run wild.
: : : : : ...Jeri
: : : : ~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>~>
: : : : Really, Tonya, let's be mature about this.;) Uncas is dressed in a perfectly acceptable and decent fashion. Very appropriate for the year 1757. It would only be RUDE to stare. It's JUST a breechclout. Calm down.;) You don't see Cora going ape over it, do you? You're new, right? Well, we don't get all worked up over loincloths here in MohicanLand.:))) It goes against our well-bred natures.
: : : : Speaking of class...Chigachgook wins first place in my book. Remember, Ching probably taught Uncas and Hawkeye everything they knew. Ching is THE man.
: : : : Just adding a little balance...:)
: : : : Dana S.
: : : Here I was, canning tomatos, minding my own business, when this tickling sensation in the back of my mind just told me that someone, somewhere, was discussing our favorite subject. What a surprise it should be this site! After Rich's recent "capture," the subject has once again come to the forefront.
: : : Speaking of loin clothes, since I'm looking at sewing up the proverbial required attire for BT, I told him he needed to go to a tanning bed, as he has the whitest butt cheeks this side of DDL. I think that's where ES has it over DDL, it's the color of those lovely hips.
: : : Have a good one! Back to the stove. NS
: : That is because my Hawkie is a firm believer in regular
: : applications of Doc M's ButtBlock, made out of a special
: : blend of clarified GnomeButter, rare herbs from the
: : Mohicanland Apothecary, and the scrapings from the
: : Squeezin's barrel at Bumppo's...guaranteed to promote
: : firm, globular, non-melanomic results! As the Huron
: : Chorus sings --
: : "Yer butt will never tan or droop
: : If ye paste on Doctor Mary's goop!"
: : Doc M
: Again with the gnomebutter.
: Folks you have to remember:
: "on the sayings of Doc Mary
: The facts prove quite contrary
: this gnome butter does not exist
: though the slattern doth insist
: were you to take this slut's advice
: and on your butt smear goop
: you'd probably come up with lice
: instead of butts without droop.
: Now I've had it with this fable
: she tells of her gnome butter
: let's throw the meat on the table
: and disprove this little slutter
: There is nothing called G-butter
: we run much, much too quickly
: for such a lying slutter
: who's thighs are made so thickly
Hmmmmmm.............might have to start noting these down sorts of posts for future 'thoughts'......
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