Posted by Lady Ann on August 18, 2000 at 12:50:40:
In Reply to: Re: Is anybody missing? posted by GnomeDome on August 18, 2000 at 11:13:03:
: Okay, neck check. When my dear Lady Ann starts acting like depraved Doc Mary, and other femmes of the board have slid down the slide of debauchery.....there has gotta be something going on. Is that dang DM slipping in at the dark of night and nipping everyone on the neck? Possibly secretly putting something in the casks at Bumppo's? Ladies, show me your necks!
: Sherrif, check 'em!
Au contraire, dear Gnome. Debauchery truly is in the eye of the beholder. What to your irascible eye may be signs of moral wantoness, is to me the hallmark of good business. Know thy customers, that's the ticket. And by the way, I do graciously invite you and Mme. Gnome to stop by and peruse our Spare of Stature Department (we considered calling it "Tiny Togs" but were advised by our solicitor that this name could raise rancor in Mohicanland...and possibly have an adverse effect on the product quality of our complimentary coffee bar). We here at Highland Habiliment pride ourselves on serving all the citizens of Mohicanland, irrespective of height, occupation, temperament or deviant proclivities.
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