OK...time for a Dope Slap!!

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Posted by Doc M on August 20, 2000 at 11:58:48:

One of Doc M's favorite pastimes aside from changing people who
vex her into small, slimy, invertebrate creatures, is to listen
to Car Talk, which often makes her laugh until she wets
her pantaloons -- a feat which gets easier each passing year,
of course. In fact, one of Doc M's dreams is to corral a
friend into helping her create her own show called Toad Talk.
But I digress...not unlike a certain lanky pony-tailed postal
person who appears to be going through what I diagnose as
Mid-Board Crisis!!!! What is life, what am I doing here, is
the house finished, is it time to move on...a classic case.
Yes, yes. So now Doctor M must haul her tired old carcass
out of her hot tub *ooof! creaak! poot!* being careful not
to step on all the Huron rubber hatchets that are floating
around, and administer what my boys Tom and Ray on Car Talk
call The Dope Slap to Mr. Federici (also called in the Freudian
Wacko trade Der Dummkopf Klaps.) WHAP!!! WHAP!!! WHAP!!!
All better now?? Gooood. Gooood. You'll get my bill in
the morning via Priority Huron C.O.D. Now IF you'll pardon
me, I have a game of Drop The Soap scheduled with my
Hawkie-poo this afternoon.

Hug! Hug!

Doc M

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