Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on August 30, 2000 at 17:25:15:
In Reply to: Say What? posted by Dweebie Day-Lewis on August 29, 2000 at 22:32:44:
: SHERIFF TWIGG! SHERIFF! HEY, CAN YOU HEAR ME UP THERE? I JUST SAW MISS MARCIA RUNNING THROUGH THE WOODS WITH A BEAR BEHIND! YE GOTTA DO SOMETHING!
: Dweebie Day-Lewis
My goodness, that sounds like Dweebie squalling something at the edge of the woods. What's he saying? Miss Marcia is WHAT?! Running through the wood with a BARE BEHIND? OH MY GOODNESS! That silly woman is in the middle of some kind of fracas again, and here I am in the woods with all these innocent little children! Don't listen, children. Don't listen. We'll just sing a nice song together - here we go - -
Row, row, row your boat
(A little louder - that's right - aren't we having fun???)
ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM - -
Oh, dear that's never going to drown him out. I'll have to get these children home right away before they're exposed to something their parents will never forgive me for.
Time to go home, children - now just all gather here in a group for a minute while I make sure we're all here - one two four seven - oh goodness, that's not right must hurry before Miss Marcia comes ripping through the trees in heaven knows what kind of condition! - threetwoonefive - that's not right eitherohgoodnessthisissoconfusing Ithink we're all herebut - -
WHERE'S ALICE? LITTLE ALICE IS MISSING!! OHDEARYMETHISTHEWORSTMESS! Aaaa-LIIIIIIIIIICE!!
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