Posted by Red-Haired Lass on November 17, 2000 at 22:33:58:
Sure and this is verra late, but just wantin' ta let you know that Mrs. O'Reilly and I will be keepin' Bumppo's open ROUND THE CLOCK for the next few days because we've been detectin' a bit o'stress in the air what with some o'the political uncertainty that's hangin' over the colonies these days. Might I just say as a small aside that were we still back in me Highland home, this would never be happenin'. Ye see, someone by now would have wacked both o'the gents over the head with a Claymoor and insisted they SETTLE IT ONCE AND FOR ALL. That, or we lasses would have gathered and simply elevated the local laird with the best legs under his kilt to the highest office. But this not bein' Scotland, fergit all your troubles. Cause we're all friends here no matter what should happen, now ain't we? (Aw, now, Red's goin' tae get all weepy again...I must have the Huron Delivery Boy run back to the cabin' for a nice lacy hankie..that's a good lad...) So there's Wench on the Rocks, squeezins', Glenlivet an' anythin' ye could want bein 'served until we all drop. When Mrs. O'Reilly an' I need our rest, ye'll be served by my leprechaun friends, who still haven't left after the Gnome Nuptials. They're mighty nice fellas, just watch where ye're steppin'. I'd hate to send Wee Seamus home with a dent in his head from an errant Mohicanland boot...
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