Posted by Vita on October 15, 2000 at 15:07:54:
In Reply to: Bad Times??? posted by Doc M on October 15, 2000 at 14:22:20:
: Bad times did the Lanky One say? Why wasn't I informed of
: this before now? Come to the Mohicanland Clinic, poor
: tormented ones! Doc M can cure broken legs, scramble eggs,
: empty kegs, fix heads, make beds, mend hearts, throw darts,
: pluck a goosie, do the Watusi, recite Dylan Thomas, glue a
: a broken promise, exorcise demons, chew Beemans, heal the wacky,
: spit tobaccky, sing "Mother Macree", charm the bees, pick
: the banjo, do the tango...
: Just hike your bad selves over to the Clinic today!! Special
: Open House Hours will be in effect all day Sunday! Enjoy
: the relaxing feeling of being totally free from care as
: you sit with your hands tied behind you while being fed
: gruel by a happy Huron! Sing along with Doctor Mary as
: she teaches you the Mohicanland Clinic Anthems -- "I've
: Got A Loverly Bunch of Coconuts," and "Yes, You All Are
: Bananas!" She knows you can't clap in a straight jacket,
: bless your hearts, so stamp yer feet and whistle! Fun
: fun fun for the whole family!! Be sure and stop by to
: see her happy-go-lucky associate, Mr. Magua, for details
: about the Mohicanland Clinic's E-Z Payment Plan. And what
: do you care how much it costs?? You're nuts, right???
: Woo woo!!
: Doc M
: "She Cares"
Dear She Who Cares,
Loe you, love you, love you.
Bless you bless you. You and Huggy M, you and Red Haired Lass, you and Brave Seamus He of the Chronicles...
too bad I have not been able to post. too much typing and old carpal tunnel syndrome has flared up.
But hey, of course I will take advantage of Happy Go Lucky Magua and your combined E-Z Payment Plan... what's it gonna cost me in the long run, right? I got only one heart, and that's already taken.......,,,,,,,,,
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