Posted by Nancy M on February 10, 2002 at 10:45:37:
In Reply to: Could this be ... The E-Mail of the Week? posted by Rich on February 10, 2002 at 04:59:47:
: As long as we're in a humorous mode ... and seeking return to simpler days, try this one on for size. It greeted me this morning. From the mail box:
: "If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or
: have the technology to travel physically through time I need your
: help!
:
: My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
: I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
:
: I need to be able to:
:
: Travel back in time.
:
: Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
:
: Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life
: from being tampered with again after I go back.
:
: I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
:
: I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that
: humans do not do well through certain types.
:
: I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as
: possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way
: that the universe of now will cease to exist.
: I know that there are some very powerful people out there with
: alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
:
: If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down
: here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay
: top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
:
: Please be advised that any temporal device
: that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as
: well
: as the temporal location.
: I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is
: useless without
: a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex
: generator or
: where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would
: also
: be helpful.
:
: I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
: the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken
: using either the dimensional warp or an electronic device and
: then sends your consciousness back through time to part with your
: younger self. Please explain
: how safe and what your method involves.
:
: Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the
: ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
: Only if you have this technology and can help me exactly as
: mentioned
: please send me a (SEPARATE) email to: IneedTimeTravel@aol.com
:
: Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
: Thanks"
: Suffice it to say, I did not reply!! :) How 'bout you?
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So, I'm drinking my morning coffee, reading this email, and wondering---someone has TOO MUCH time on their hands, not to mention too much money!!!
If it helps at all---there seems to be a large concentration of vortices in Arizona. And the writings of Nikola Tesla might help!
"Time is a storm in which we are all lost." William Carlos Williams.
"So little time, So little to do." Oscar Levant
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." ????
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