Posted by Sassy Soothsayer on October 19, 1998 at 09:47:21:
In Reply to: Re: Wot's All This, Then? A warning... posted by Go-Between on October 19, 1998 at 07:01:56:
The Go-Between writes:
: I do not like to spoil one's appetite, nor do I want to stir up trouble, oh no, not me. But. I overheard the Dutch Trader ordering a considerable number of extremely ravenous moths. She said they would find food aplenty here.
: Be on your guard and watch that carpet well!
Good morning, Go-Between! Thanks so much for your timely warning. Let the Dutchie do her worst! I'm fully armed with my trusty flit gun, a 55-gallon drum of something from the 20th century called "Raid" (which apparently makes all bugs shriek, holler, and drop dead) and a vat of Moth Bee Gone sent to me by the Bee Holder, who, unlike SOME, seems to appreciate Sassy's efforts to be helpful. I think any six-legged, winged critter that tries to take a bite out of MY carpets will rue the day he listened to that untrustworthy Dutch Trader, who, BTW, will be MOST surprised to see what Sassy has decided to send HER way!
Yours Enchantingly & Gratefully,
The Sassy Soothsayer a/k/a Mme. Claire Voyant
Motto: Spray 'em, Stomp 'em, and Swat 'em!
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