Posted by Miss Marcia on January 31, 1999 at 10:27:54:
Dear Mr. Girty,
I have another small favor to ask if you happen to be in the neighborhood today...that idjit Dweebie still hasn't gotten to town yet. Sassy Soothsayer took a swoop over the forest this morning and reports he's back down the trail a ways, circling round and round the mulberry bush, and hollering for his mama. You'll have no trouble finding him...he can be heard for miles and miles! Apparently, the loss of his thick-lensed glasses has blinded him to any sense of direction, or he never had one to start with. My guess is, it's the latter, but that's just between you and me. Could you possibly point him in our general DI-rection once again, and give him a big, ol' shove? It'd be worth a whole plate of my famous Squirrel Fritters to me.
Thankee ever so!
Yours Most Graciously,
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