Posted by S. Girty on January 31, 1999 at 13:23:14:
In Reply to: Message to Simon posted by Miss Marcia on January 31, 1999 at 10:27:54:
: Dear Mr. Girty,
: I have another small favor to ask if you happen to be in the neighborhood today...that idjit Dweebie still hasn't gotten to town yet. Sassy Soothsayer took a swoop over the forest this morning and reports he's back down the trail a ways, circling round and round the mulberry bush, and hollering for his mama. You'll have no trouble finding him...he can be heard for miles and miles! ..... Could you possibly point him in our general DI-rection once again, and give him a big, ol' shove? It'd be worth a whole plate of my famous Squirrel Fritters to me.
: Thankee ever so!
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia
Is that what that infernal noise was that kept me awake all night? I was ready to sink my hatchet into whatevers skull was cattawallin' about....
I'm sure your glad I didnt ;-)
I will send Sa-Lo-Li and some trusted brothers out to find him [I dont dare send my Shawnee brothers out, the Colonials have got them stirred up again. No amount of trade goods would insure Dweebies safe return]...
I am confident that we will get him pointed in the right direction.
Incedently, I sent along his glasses. I managed to repair them with a glue made from boiling a cows horn & sinew. Should do the trick.
I look forward to the squirrel fritters :-)
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