Posted by Commander Achillse on March 01, 1999 at 08:26:18:
In Reply to: Re: Mike Phillips, The Courier & ... Big Bear posted by Chris on February 28, 1999 at 21:26:40:
: : ": Your latest issue of The Courier was very interesting. However, I must have missed my invitation to the first meeting of the Warrioresses. Since you have publicly stated that the Three Piggies are members, I do hope you will be sure to keep us advised of future meetings. We certainly want to be part of such a fine and lively group."
: : Oh, but the Courier can only print what news we have! If your invitation didn't arrive it must be taken up with Commander Achillse. She must have been in such a hurry to hold the first meeting that she forgot to tell people about it! I wonder if any other warrioresses were present???????? I must have a word with Achillse about this.
: Well, now you have me interested. Were the Three Piggies the only Warrioresses who were slighted, or were others left out also? Can someone who was at the meeting please fill us in on what we missed? When is the next meeting? What say you, Commander Achillse?
Dear Warrioress Chris, aka Piggy #1? #2? #3??
Ahem. I must confess that the meeting was sort of "undervisited", and that sloppy organizing had something to do with that, but I can assure you that the next one will be a ball. Nonetheless, the Courier has got it right: We are in business. I call on all the Warrioresses to check in with me, and you will be assigned a task in our noble defense of Mohicanland and all it stands for.
Our next meeting will be coming Saturday at Bumppo's. While we will discuss serious stuff like tactics and strategy, we will not forget to eat and drink excessively. After all, why else meet in a tavern anyway? Ye Olde Towne Crier, would you be so kind to cry out the invitations?
What do you say, Warrioresses? Wah-ta-we-wahnt? Let's roll, and, hey, hey, HEY! Let's be careful out there.
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