Posted by S.Girty on March 16, 1999 at 19:11:27:
In Reply to: Wah-Ta Wah report to Captain Courier posted by Commander Achillse on March 16, 1999 at 16:27:58:
: Was there criminal activity? There was. Were there vile deeds done? There were. Lo and behold. The once peaceful and rustic region was covered in loud colours and flashing ad signs seducing people to "come and place your bets in the one and only official bingo and betting palace in the whole of Mohicanland. All bets placed here will affect all future gambling". Upon seeing this, the Mohicanland Traders flew into a rage and led an all out assault on the accursed establishment. The walls were brought down and the interior was pounded to dust. Then the evildoers were brought out, whipped, maimed and drowned, and subsequently treated to a serious warning never to get into this kind of mischief again, or they will suffer the consequences.
: Commander Achillse
So, is that what 'appened ta' that fine establishment?
Recently ah' enjoyed many a reckless night thar', but had ta' go pay a call upon th' northernmost British garrison [wouldnt y'all like ta' know what thats all about ;-) ], 'n upon me return find nothin' but embers...They'll be sorely missed...
At least they didn' require shirts :-P
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