Posted by The Bee Holder on April 30, 1999 at 15:05:47:
In Reply to: Dispatch to Fort Niagara posted by Captain Campbell on April 30, 1999 at 14:32:33:
: Sir ---
: I regret to inform you that early this morn',
: whilst transporting the prisoner Satan's Toe
: to the stockade at Fort Niagara,
: the escorting party was be set upon by an
: angry swarm of bees...
: In the confusion of much stinging and swatting
: of these nasty little buggers, said prisoner of
: the Crown was able to escape into the fog
: along the river bank...
: I regret the loss of the prisoner, and that the escorting
: party could not immediately follow-up in pursuit,
: it was not from want of trying, I assure you,
: but their eyes were swollen shut from the presistant
: stings of these nasty little creatures...
: A tracking party has been sent out, post-haste,
: but I fear its for nought, as a misting rain has
: settled upon the region and no doubt will wash
: away all trace of the miscreant...
: I humbly remain,
: YOS ---
: Captain Campbell
: 60th Light Infantry
Dear Gore Bee,
Nice job of Rushin' to The Rescue. But I think you need to rethink this. The 60th is on our side.
The Bee Holder
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