Posted by Sheriff Twigg on July 26, 1999 at 19:23:16:
In Reply to: Tea-keela Tea Party posted by Sassy Soothsayer on July 26, 1999 at 10:03:46:
If that little bitty smoke signal system you got ain't gonna let you POST, I guess we'll just have to ride on other folks' smoke! We're awastin' time here haulin' that blamed hound dog o' yourn to Miss Marcia's party. This stretcher idea would work if we didn't have to keep settin' it down to scoop the fool hound's legs back up on it all the time! Whyn't ye get ye a hound that WALKS ON HIS OWN, I'd like to know? Oh, he's an old friend - danged old, I'd say.
Okay, just work the stretcher around this here tree and up across Miss Marcia's rock garden - - whoops! almost lost him that time. Keep it steady, now and - there, just a little further up the steps, and we can put him down and let him sleep. Obviously this has been an exhausting trip for him.
Well! Hello, there Miss Gaylee! Nice to see ye here this evening. What's that ye got in that covered basket there? Sure is making a lot of noise and sounds like it's gonna scratch it's way out before ye get any further! - - A kitten? Some kitten! Not exactly the quiet type, is it!
Well, I'm just gonna help She get her hound up the steps here, and then I'll be on my way - - MY GRACIOUS! What's all that caterwaulin comin' from Miss Marcia's living room? Sounds like she's got a party of Madagascar pirates whoopin' it up in there! Best ramble in and see if she needs any help.
Whoops, sorry, She. Didn't mean to drop the dog. If he's comfortable there, might as well let him stay as he lays.
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