Posted by Bill R on August 23, 1999 at 12:59:08:
In Reply to: Re: For Doc Mary posted by Doctor Mary on August 23, 1999 at 12:34:46:
: : Doc Mary,
: : You haven't change one bit over the last year.....you are STILL completely looney, and clearly think more about things....well,
: : shall we say, intimate....than even I do. And I thought I WAS sick and obsessive about such subjects!
: : Here's a gift for you.....a special salve for your loincloth chafed wilderness heros of the rippling muscles.....I got the prime ingredient while down In Tijuana....Hispanic Flyus - guaranteed to produce results. Beneficial to both the administrator and the administree.
: : Bill R
: : : away...NO wampum, tools, mirrors, etc. With your help, all
: : : of Doctor M's Kids can be outfitted with special Peekaboo
: : : Loincloths from Fredericks of Albany. Thank you and God Bless.
: : : Doctor Mary
: Dear Mr. Bill:
: YOU think obsessively about ripply-muscled men in loincloths
: too???? Does Betty know about this? You might need more help
: than Doctor Mary can give you at this point. You might have
: to be referred to my associate, Ms. E-Layne The Terrible.
: She'll straighten you out. I've got, you should pardon the
: expression, my hands full at the moment.
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doctor M
GOOD GOD NO!!!! I don't obsess about yadda yadda yadda!!!
Gimme back that gift of salve! I shall not be slandered so after presenting a gift of such value!
Perhaps MMMMMMMarcia can use it to administer to Hawkeye's rash.
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