Posted by Doctor Mary on August 23, 1999 at 13:45:30:
In Reply to: Re: For Doc Mary posted by Bill R on August 23, 1999 at 12:59:08:
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: : : Doc Mary,
: : : You haven't change one bit over the last year.....you are STILL completely looney, and clearly think more about things....well,
: : : shall we say, intimate....than even I do. And I thought I WAS sick and obsessive about such subjects!
: : : Here's a gift for you.....a special salve for your loincloth chafed wilderness heros of the rippling muscles.....I got the prime ingredient while down In Tijuana....Hispanic Flyus - guaranteed to produce results. Beneficial to both the administrator and the administree.
: : : Bill R
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: : : : away...NO wampum, tools, mirrors, etc. With your help, all
: : : : of Doctor M's Kids can be outfitted with special Peekaboo
: : : : Loincloths from Fredericks of Albany. Thank you and God Bless.
: : : : Doctor Mary
: : Dear Mr. Bill:
: : YOU think obsessively about ripply-muscled men in loincloths
: : too???? Does Betty know about this? You might need more help
: : than Doctor Mary can give you at this point. You might have
: : to be referred to my associate, Ms. E-Layne The Terrible.
: : She'll straighten you out. I've got, you should pardon the
: : expression, my hands full at the moment.
: : Kiss! Kiss!
: : Doctor M
: GOOD GOD NO!!!! I don't obsess about yadda yadda yadda!!!
: Gimme back that gift of salve! I shall not be slandered so after presenting a gift of such value!
: Perhaps MMMMMMMarcia can use it to administer to Hawkeye's rash.
: Bill R
Oh, take your stinky old salve, Mr. Poopie-head! If you want
to ally yourself with MMMMMarcia, let it be on your head.
I warn you, she's very sneaky for an old poot. I personally
am more interested in that sticky linen stuff. It would seem
to offer a myriad of...er...therapeutic possibilities.
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