Posted by Elaine on August 31, 1999 at 22:28:33:
In Reply to: Re: Dream on ... DEATHS! posted by Bill R on August 31, 1999 at 21:47:10:
: But ya know........this Gnome thing is started to make sense as a persona. Pity LOTM didn't have little wood gnomes appearing in places they shouldn't have during filming like red caps and such.
>>>>> But of course it makes sense! And you the gnome, Bill! Ain't you lucky???? (Do YOU wear a little red cap?)
: I mean.......Gnomes are short squatty fellows, with bad teeth, a pot belly, scraggly hair, HUGE feet, bad smell, uncertain dispositions......
>>> Whoa! Hold on here. I strongly take issue with your racist, sterotypical, derogatory, inflammatory, vicious, gnomish comments. This lovely summation may fit the Gnomes in your neck of the woods, but I've known many a Gnome & let me tell you - you are waaaaaaay off your little wooden base here.
I know Gnomes. Cute Gnomes. Gandalf looking Gnomes (a bit shorter perhaps). Proud & industrious, treasure protecting, hard working, wood loving, height challenged Gnomes. Not a one fits your hollow description.
Please take back all the ugly things you've said & say them Gnome more ...