Posted by Miss Gaylee Cooper on September 20, 1999 at 20:19:01:
WELL! That's what I get for trying to be a good neighbor and giving you the chance to meet a REFINED little boy who comes from a good family and doesn't know the MEANING of nasty words like the ones that came out of the beak of that flea-bitten green chicken of yours and now poor little Percival has plaster patches all over his wee nose and SNATCHES of hair missing from his sweet little head, and Dr. Markus Well Bee says he'll be lucky if he isn't SCARRED for life, and I don't know what I'll tell his mother when she comes to take him back to Boston tomorrow I was always her favorite sister, but I can see there will be some sharp words exchanged between us now, and oh dear oh dear I am SO DISTRESSED!!
What was that word the bird said as we went out the door? I don't believe I've heard that one before. *Such an interesting vocabulary as that bird has!*
Miss Gaylee Cooper
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