Posted by MBMP on October 14, 1999 at 11:20:28:
It has been brought to our attention that several VIP's (Very Importent Posters) are MISSING from Mohicanland.
One,Ms.Get Your Hinies Back Here NOW, telephoned our headquarters this morning ranting about squash, naked ducks, THE Pumpkin Fairy, old ladies with hangovers, and a woman with a penchant for a man with a long gun. The latter excels at tracking said man.
Ms. NOW assures this office that these characters are NOT dangerous. She does advise caution, however, as these VIP's are very clever and just may try to "crack you up".
Any sightings of these Mohicanland VIP's should be reported immediately.
Mohicanland Bureau of Missing Posters
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