Posted by Goody Sandy on October 18, 1999 at 11:18:52:
In Reply to: Re: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome posted by Billygnome on October 18, 1999 at 10:29:41:
: Goody Sandy,
: I did speak with my wee fairy friends, but alas, each and every one stated the he/her was either a Phillies fan or a Pirates fan.
: Guess you are on your own on this one.
Since ye be unacquainted with fairies outside of Pennís woods, I shall try my hand at the cure offered up by some the fine friendly Fenway folke during the waning moments of last nightís battle.
What appeared to be rowdy hooligans pelting the umps with debris, was actually the Fenway folke sharing their Doctor Charla Tanís Cure-All Elixir, Hair Lotion and Horse Tonic with the umps. Besides making oneís hair shiny and manageable, Doc Tanís elixir cures halitosis, liver spots, spots before your eyes, eye strain, strained muscles, muscle aches, aching teeth, tooth rot, sleepiness, wrinkles, nausea, headaches, stress, colds, cold sores, the heartbreak of psoriasis, saddle sores and it provides a higher degree of vitality and well-being for you and your horse.
The umps declined the folkeís kind and generous offer so perhaps a few drops of this fine potion slipped into their brew will be good fer what ails them.
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