Re: Will The REAL Hawkeye Please Stand Up!

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Posted by Doc M on November 23, 1999 at 10:38:15:

In Reply to: Re: Will The REAL Hawkeye Please Stand Up! posted by Billygnome on November 23, 1999 at 10:20:17:

: : : : Yep! That's him, holding his famous rifle, Billdeer! Smile nice now; for the camera!

: : : OH MY GOD! I'VE BEEN STRUCK BLIND! Don't put something like that up without warning us! Geez. I may never have sight again....Seeing something like that without warning could cause irrecoverable psychic trauma.

: : : No fair Rich. If I had known you were gonna POST that picture I would have worn my FORMAL T-shirt. And the conical red hat of course.

: : : Hopefully folks will think at least the rifle attractive.....

: : :
: : : Bill R

: : Billy, Billy, Billy. You are WAAAY too hard on yourself.
: : It's a fine crabby-looking stud-gnome speciman you are.
: : In fact, may I hire you and Killdeer to stand in front
: : of my humble abode to scare away obnoxious wee neighbor
: : children and my many creditors? A bonus if you shoot
: : the tires off of the Suburban Ugly Vehicles that infest
: : my neighborhood ... they're even more fun to hunt than
: : elk!

: : Doc M

: Doc M,

: Thanks. I think. But we all know YOU have weird tastes when it comes to much of anything. AS to the crabby look, well, I had just been told I wasn't a gnome after all, I was human, and therefore could NOT be admitted to the gnome guild as a full member...Had my mother lied to me all these years?????????????

: I guess I should have figured that out when I kept banging my head on their wee doorways and once got stuck like a cork in a barrel. Took some mighty wads of lard to get the "gnome" unstuck that day! Now don't get yourself all hot and worked up Doc M! I wouldn't recommend putting lard all over your body as an addition to your list of "treatments". Yuk!
: Besides you are a slippery enough character as you are.

: Shooting tires out on Suburban Ugly Vehicles sounds like fun though. And creditors are ALWAYS game in season!

: Billygnome

Oh, please. Lard? Does Doc M look like a savage to you?
The Nature's Own Full-Frontal Bodyworks offered at the
Clinic are herbal essences collected under the full moon
by my staff of virginal handmaidens...and you think YOU
have trouble finding good help these days! Oy! Try finding
a virgin in Mohicanland! "Virginal forests" my eye!!!

And my tastes are NOT weird. *Non-mainstream* perhaps.

Doc M

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