Posted by Bill R on February 07, 2000 at 10:59:26:
In Reply to: Re: ARRRRGH!! Ilse, Bite Your Tongue! posted by Danalee Lavelle-Burroughs on February 07, 2000 at 09:35:05:
Yeah, well, pecs are supposed to be squared and flat on a guy, not round and firm. *sigh* I remember a day.........
But you are SO right about those human sewing patterns! Rather discriminatory that they don't have a gnome bin in Butterworth's patterns section, ya know. Do you know how HARD it is to do all the computations to bring those patterns down to normal gnomal size? (meaning you gargantuan humans are the freaks of nature, not us kindly gnomes)
: Billy, a 'B' cup? In truth? According to the folks who make dress patterns for us home-sewers a 'B' cup is the standard benchmark used--most of us are larger. Sorry to burst your balloon (or silicone implant), Billy. Of course, if you decide to start sewing dresses for you and Betty, be sure to make the correct alterations or you'll end up with a five foot train........
: Love ya, Danalee
: : : Bill writes:
: : : : : Well, hey, I'm sure the clothing budget is less thataway. Shared clothing and all. Betty and I do the same, except we confine it to sweatshirts, coats, sweaters etc not the rest of the...ummm.... stuff!!
: : : Then Ilse suggests:
: : : : You don't know what you are.... ummm.... missing.
: : : DANG, Ilse! Why'd you have to go and say that??? The thought of Billygnome in a Wonder Bra is going to haunt me all night!!
: : : ARRRRRGHGHGHGHG! GO away, STRANGE Little Man...go awaaaaaay!!
: : : MMMM
: : actually, Bettygnome tells me I am a B cup, whatever that is.
: : I suppose it is really time to lose a leeeedle weight.
: : I just can't refuse that down gnome cooking though!
: : Billygnome
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